The Folders Programming Language

nunodonato · 2026-10-16T07:45:50.000Z 1792136750

This is so nuts and pointless... I love it!

The kind of thing no AI would ever come up with :)

jghn · 2026-10-16T12:03:08.000Z 1792152188

s/directories/folders !

tensility · 2026-10-16T11:32:30.000Z 1792150350

Yes, file system metadata takes space. This is so incredibly inefficient.

anonymous908213 · 2026-10-16T07:46:18.000Z 1792136778

This is the most truly "WTF is wrong with you" esolang I've ever seen. When I got down to the syntax I imagined the amount of effort it would take to write a single statement and viscerally recoiled.

_kb · 2026-10-16T08:46:50.000Z 1792140410

If you enjoy that, allow me to introduce you to the displeasure of WORST and Malbolge.

https://esolangs.org/wiki/WORST https://esolangs.org/wiki/Malbolge

They’re both a truly bottomless pit of malaise.

pell · 2026-10-16T09:07:55.000Z 1792141675

> Warning: running this program at certain minute values will cause the interpreter to swap stdout and stderr.

FacelessJim · 2026-10-16T09:15:39.000Z 1792142139

>The same program translated to normalized Malbolge for *clarity*

The audacity

usrbinbash · 2026-10-16T09:45:16.000Z 1792143916

This is...beautiful.

zzril · 2026-10-16T08:31:02.000Z 1792139462

Oh, I remember that one from a CTF couple of years ago. Absolutely hilarious!

Surac · 2026-10-16T09:32:05.000Z 1792143125

Reading the title I immediately thought of rust

jdw64 · 2026-10-16T10:23:33.000Z 1792146213

This idea is so good, though

fxwin · 2026-10-16T08:16:02.000Z 1792138562

absolutely unhinged, i love it

elendilm · 2026-10-16T10:17:28.000Z 1792145848

My first impression: beautiful and impressive.